Vesta - 38 - curvy in all the right places -
Capricorn. History nerd with a period clothing kink- especially the clothes, accessories, jewelry and snake oil beneath the clothes.
Emerged from the womb with a vermouth on the rocks in one hand and a lit Newport in the other, yelling at the blurry shapes to get off her lawn and quit bothering Me Miggles. You may rest easy- hasn't smoked a Newport since like 2005, and has never consumed vermouth on the rocks. Is still, however, the grandma friend. And full of what John Mulaney calls 'crazy currency'.
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"I think her left leg is hollow, and it's a case for a supercomputer. It would be really useful, except the memory is filled completely with junk. I don't care that Richard the Lionheart tried to sell London to raise funds to go skipping off on vacation with his main boy toy squeeze. Please God, can we never discuss how Voldemort was basically Charles Manson?
